The Newsletter August 2018

The Newsletter is here to keep everyone in the Phoenix skate scene up-to-date and in-the-know about upcoming events and happenings. Below, you’ll find the August community calendar with detailed information about each event. If you have an event you’d like to add (or corrections for any of the events below), please e-mail the information to budstratford@aol.com. Thanks for supporting your local skate scene, and your local skate shops…!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Last Sunday of every month:
The Sunday Sessions

Presented by the skate shops, skate companies/brands, and the skate media of the greater Phoenix Metro area
Held at various local skateparks around the valley on the last Sunday of every month

Contact: Bud Stratford (or any local skate shop or skateboard company) on Facebook

Cost: Free for anyone to come, skate, and have fun.

 

Mark your calendars! The fourth of The Sunday Sessions will be happening on Sunday, August 25th, 2018 at 6 pm at Paradise Valley Skatepark, 17642 N. 40th St, Phoenix, AZ, 85032.

The Sunday Sessions are intended to be free-to-attend, open skate sessions for skaters of all ages and abilities, held at the various Phoenix local skateparks on the last Sunday of every month (or Saturday evening, in the heat of the summer). The idea is to rotate them through all the local parks throughout the year, starting on the far west side, and working our way clockwise through the valley. Designed to get skaters together and to build the strength of the local skateboarding community, these events will be hosted and funded by the local Phoenix skate brands and shops, and will feature team riders, “Learn To Skate” sessions, spontaneous mini-contests here and there (for those that are competitively inclined), dork trick sessions, bar-b-ques, and prizes and giveaways from the participating brands and shops.

The goal here is to keep the community tight, and to keep skaters stoked and hyped on skating via regularly-scheduled get-togethers.

 

Tentative 2018 Locations Calendar:

The Sunday Sessions (Goodyear) Sunday, May 27th, 8 am *Done!

The Sunday Sessions (Rio Vista) Sunday, June 24th, 6 pm *Done!

The Sunday Sessions (Surprise Farms) Sunday, July 29th, 6 pm *Done!

The Sunday Sessions (Paradise Valley) Sunday, August 25th, 6 pm *Next Up!

The Sunday Sessions (Eldorado Park/The Wedge) Sunday, Sept 30th (or Saturday the 29th)

The Sunday Sessions, Special Road Trip Weekend! Lake Havasu City, AZ, weekend of Saturday and Sunday, October 20th and 21st

The Sunday Sessions (Freestone) Sunday, October 28th

The Sunday Sessions (Pecos) Sunday, November 25th

The Sunday Sessions (Cesar Chavez) Sunday, December 30th

 

Every Wednesday, 3 pm – 6pm, and 6 pm – 9pm:
All-Girls Skate Session
91 West Skatepark
8550 N 91st Ave, Unit 54,
Peoria, AZ 85345
Phone: (623) 236-3033

Open to all girl skaters, $5 per participant, this is a chance for girls of all ages to skate together. Air conditioned comfort in the summer is an added bonus.

 

Every Thursday, 7 pm to 9 pm, $11.00:
Old-School Skate Night
Kids That Rip (aka KTR)
1927 N Gilbert Rd, Mesa, AZ 85203
Phone: (480) 844-9600

Open to all skaters, $11 per participant, 7-9 pm every Thursday.

 

Every Friday Night, 7 am to midnight, Free:
Friday Night Sessions at Gobber’s
Contact: Chris Gobber via Facebook

Free weekly skate session at Chris Gobber’s private backyard skatepark. Happens most Fridays. You must do this at least once, or you just haven’t lived. Fun for all ages and abilities. Friend him on Facebook to get updates and an invite.

 

Every Friday night, 6 pm-9 pm, and Sunday morning 7 am-10 am:
Goodyear Skate Sesh
Goodyear Skatepark, 3151 N. Litchfield Rd., Goodyear, Arizona, 85395 

Contact: Prevent This Tragedy or Nicolas Harrod on Facebook

Skaters of all ages congregate at Goodyear Skatepark in Goodyear on Friday evenings and Sunday mornings. Free for anyone to come, skate, and have fun.

 

Every Sunday morning at 9am:
Sunday Morning Mass
At various local skateparks, 9am every Sunday
(Typically Foothills/Union Hills Skatepark, 5752 W Union Hills Drive, Glendale, AZ 85308)
Contact: Prevent This Tragedy or Adam Richards on Facebook

Skaters of all ages congregate at local area skateparks every Sunday morning in and around
Phoenix. Free for anyone to come, skate, and have fun.

 

 

 

Genius Sk8 x Snow Presents:
Genius Summer Sk8 Series
Saturday, May 19th, 2018; Sunday, June 24th, 2018; Saturday, August 11th, 2018; and Saturday, September 8th, 2018

Held at the Genius Backyard Sk8 Park, 3002 N. Manor Drive West, Phoenix, AZ 
Times TBA, Free

To register, or for more details, visit www.genius-life.com

This is a four-date series of amateur events held at a private, backyard skatepark in Phoenix. Check the website for details…!

 

 

 

Everything Skateboarding Magazine Presents:
Phoenix CitySkate 2018 (Fall)
Saturday, September 15th, 2018
Meet at the Central and Camelback Lightrail Station/Park-and-Ride
9 am to Noon (or so), Free

It’s that time again! Time to announce the second of the CitySkate midtown cruises for 2018. The date is set for Saturday, September 15th, 2018.

If you were at the spring (or last year’s) CitySkate cruise, the itinerary is almost exactly the same. If you weren’t, here it is:

We’ll be starting at 9 am at the Lightrail stop at Central and Camelback. We’ll make our way south on 3rd Ave, using the bike lanes of the Sonoran Bikeway, through the historic neighborhoods of Medlock Place, Pierson Place, Yaple Park, Midtown, and Park Central. At McDowell Road, we’ll traverse over to 5th Ave, and continue south through the Willo Historic District. We’ll stop for a rest and water break at Encanto Park, where you can feed the ducks and the pigeons (if you’re a birdfeeding sort of soul), then continue through the Encanto-Palmcroft, Kenilsworth, and Roosevelt toward the central city. For this year’s cruise, we might skate over to the Capitol Building before heading back to the Lightrail station at van Buren and Central. The Lightrail will take us back to our starting point; bring $2 (cash or credit/debit) for the train ride back.

The whole cruise is roughly 7-8 miles one way. The gradient is slightly (but imperceptibly) downhill the entire way, and the route is very skate-safe for all ages and abilities.

Lunch will (again) be at Joyride, 5202 N Central Ave, Phoenix, AZ. This is an “upscale Mexican” restaurant with excellent (and affordable) taco plates, delicious enchiladas and burritos, and awesome sides. It’s also remarkably vegan friendly.

There will be demo boards on hand, provided by our event sponsors: Carver Skateboards, Seismic Skate Systems, and Loaded Longboards.

All attendees will get “Thanks For Attending” prize packs, filled with goodies provided by our our sponsors: Concrete Wave Magazine, Carver Skateboards, Seismic Skate Systems, Loaded Longboards, Orangatang Wheels, Bamboo Skateboards, Abec 11, Concrete Disciplesalong with local skate shops Scottsdale Sidewalk Surfer, Freedom Boardshop, State Rideshop, and Cowtown Skateboards.

 

 

 

Everything Skateboarding Magazine Presents:
Phoenix CitySkate 2018 Indian Bend Wash (Fall)
Saturday, November 10th, 2018
Meet at Chase Bank, 8999 E Shea Blvd, Scottsdale, AZ 85260
9 am to Noon (or so), Free

The Indian Bend Wash Greenbelt is a long, smooth, paved greenway (that doubles as a flood control diversion ditch) that runs from Shea Road and 92nd Street, all the way to Tempe Town Lake, through McCormick Ranch, Chaparral Park, Camelback Park, Indian School Park, Continental Golf Course, and Eldorado Park, before continuing through Vista Del Camino Park and Rio Salado Park to Tempe Town Lake. It rolls steadily (but imperceptibly) downhill the whole way, and winds through some of the most beautiful scenicscapes in all of the Phoenix Metro.

This particular cruise is about ten miles in length, and ends at Eldorado Park, with multiple options for shorter lengths; there are bus stops at Chaparral park and Camelback Park for the less-ambitious and -adventurous of us. We get an early start, of course, to avoid the mid-day Phoenix heat.

For those that make the whole nine, the typically tired and hungry crew heads to Denny’s at 7605 E. McDowell Rd. to tank up on Grand Slams before catching the bus at the Hayden and McDowell bus stop to head back to the cars. 

All attendees should bring $2 in exact change for bus fare, plus money for the after-cruise breakfast. This cruise is open to skaters of all ages and abilities, and all are encouraged to attend. The cruise is extremely relaxing, and far less taxing than you would think, given the ambitious mileage involved.

There will be demo boards on hand, provided by our event sponsors: Carver Skateboards, Seismic Skate Systems, and Loaded Longboards.

All attendees will get “Thanks For Attending” prize packs, filled with goodies provided by our our sponsors: Concrete Wave Magazine, Carver Skateboards, Seismic Skate Systems, Loaded Longboards, Orangatang Wheels, Bamboo Skateboards, Abec 11, Concrete Disciplesalong with local skate shops Scottsdale Sidewalk Surfer, Freedom Boardshop, State Rideshop, and Cowtown Skateboards.

 

 

 

Everything Skateboarding Magazine Presents:
Phoenix CitySkate 2019 (Spring)
Saturday, April 20th, 2018
Meet at the Central and Camelback Lightrail Station/Park-and-Ride
9 am to Noon (or so), Free

It’s that time again! Time to announce the first of the CitySkate cruises for 2019. Just like last year, the date is set for mid-April; Saturday, April 20th, 2018, to be exact.

If you were at last year’s CitySkate cruise, the itinerary is almost exactly the same as last years’. If you weren’t, here it is:

We’ll be starting at 9 am at the Lightrail stop at Central and Camelback. We’ll make our way south on 3rd Ave, using the bike lanes of the Sonoran Bikeway, through the historic neighborhoods of Medlock Place, Pierson Place, Yaple Park, Midtown, and Park Central. At McDowell Road, we’ll traverse over to 5th Ave, and continue south through the Willo Historic District. We’ll stop for a rest and water break at Encanto Park, where you can feed the ducks and the pigeons (if you’re a birdfeeding sort of soul), then continue through the Encanto-Palmcroft, Kenilsworth, and Roosevelt toward the central city. For this year’s cruise, we might skate over to the Capitol Building before heading back to the Lightrail station at van Buren and Central. The Lightrail will take us back to our starting point; bring $2 (cash or credit/debit) for the train ride back.

The whole cruise is roughly 7-8 miles one way. The gradient is slightly (but imperceptibly) downhill the entire way, and the route is very skate-safe for all ages and abilities.

Lunch will (again) be at Joyride, 5202 N Central Ave, Phoenix, AZ. This is an “upscale Mexican” restaurant with excellent (and affordable) taco plates, delicious enchiladas and burritos, and awesome sides. It’s also remarkably vegan friendly.

There will be demo boards on hand, provided by our event sponsors: Carver Skateboards, Seismic Skate Systems, and Loaded Longboards.

All attendees will get “Thanks For Attending” prize packs, filled with goodies provided by our our sponsors: Concrete Wave Magazine, Carver Skateboards, Seismic Skate Systems, Loaded Longboards, Orangatang Wheels, Bamboo Skateboards, Abec 11, Concrete Disciplesalong with local skate shops Scottsdale Sidewalk Surfer, Freedom Boardshop, State Rideshop, and Cowtown Skateboards.

 

 

 

 

Everything Skateboarding Magazine Presents:
Phoenix CitySkate 2019 Indian Bend Wash (Spring)
Saturday, May 18th, 2018
Meet at Chase Bank, 8999 E Shea Blvd, Scottsdale, AZ 85260
9 am to Noon (or so), Free

The Indian Bend Wash Greenbelt is a long, smooth, paved greenway (that doubles as a flood control diversion ditch) that runs from Shea Road and 92nd Street, all the way to Tempe Town Lake, through McCormick Ranch, Chaparral Park, Camelback Park, Indian School Park, Continental Golf Course, and Eldorado Park, before continuing through Vista Del Camino Park and Rio Salado Park to Tempe Town Lake. It rolls steadily (but imperceptibly) downhill the whole way, and winds through some of the most beautiful scenicscapes in all of the Phoenix Metro.

This particular cruise is about nine miles in length, and ends at Eldorado Park, with multiple options for shorter lengths; there are bus stops at Chaparral park and Camelback Park for the less-ambitious and -adventurous of us. We get an early start, of course, to avoid the mid-day Phoenix heat.

For those that make the whole nine, the typically tired and hungry crew heads to Denny’s at 7605 E. McDowell Rd. to tank up on Grand Slams before catching the bus at the Hayden and McDowell bus stop to head back to the cars. 

All attendees should bring $2 in exact change for bus fare, plus money for the after-cruise breakfast. This cruise is open to skaters of all ages and abilities, and all are encouraged to attend. The cruise is extremely relaxing, and far less taxing than you would think, given the ambitious mileage involved.

There will be demo boards on hand, provided by our event sponsors: Carver Skateboards, Seismic Skate Systems, and Loaded Longboards.

All attendees will get “Thanks For Attending” prize packs, filled with goodies provided by our our sponsors: Concrete Wave Magazine, Carver Skateboards, Seismic Skate Systems, Loaded Longboards, Orangatang Wheels, Bamboo Skateboards, Abec 11, Concrete Disciplesalong with local skate shops Scottsdale Sidewalk Surfer, Freedom Boardshop, State Rideshop, and Cowtown Skateboards.

 

 

 

On Deck:
Scottsdale Sidewalk Surfer Anniversary Bash
Tentatively scheduled for Saturday, October 13th, 2018
Scottsdale Sidewalk Surfer, 2602 N. Scottsdale Rd, Scottsdale, AZ 85257
9 am to 3 pm (or so), Free

Scottsdale Sidewalk Surfer throws an anniversary bash every October to celebrate their customers and the skateboarding community. Generally an all-day event that includes a swap meet, vendors, and bands, this is a can’t-miss local event. Stay tuned for details as October approaches.

 

 

On Deck:
Locals Only at Desert West
Tentatively scheduled for Saturday, October 20thth, 2018
Desert West Skateboard Plaza, 6602 W. Encanto Blvd., Phoenix, AZ 85035
Times and prices TBD, Free

Cowtown Skateboards hosts the annual Locals Only event at Desert West Skateboard Plaza in Phoenix, contact any Cowtown location for details.

 

 

 

 

On Deck:
Phoenix Skateboards presents the 9th Annual Fall Jam
Saturday, November 17th, 2018
Rio Vista Skatepark, 8866 W. Thunderbird Rd, Peoria, AZ, 85381
10 am to 5 pm (or so), Free

We’ll keep you updated on this one as details come floating in.

 

 

This is the definitive list of every skatepark in the Phoenix Metro. It’s in geographic order, starting at the far west suburbs and working clockwise around the city.

 

Buckeye Skatepark
299 N 9th St, Buckeye, AZ 85326
8 am to 9 pm every day

 

El Mirage Skatepark/Gateway Park
10100 N El Mirage Rd, El Mirage, AZ 85335
6 am to 10 pm every day

 

Surprise Skatepark/Surprise Farms Skate Park
15798-15826 N 175th Ave, Surprise, AZ 85388

 

Goodyear Skate Park/Litchfield
3151 N Litchfield Rd, Goodyear, AZ 85395
7 am to 10 pm every day

 

Dust Devil Park
10645 W Camelback Rd, Glendale, AZ 85307
5:30 am to 10 pm every day

 

X-Court BMX Park
6101 N 83rd Ave, Glendale, AZ 85303
9 am to 10 pm every day

 

91 West Skatepark
8550 N 91st Ave, 54, Peoria, AZ 85345
(623) 236-3033
91westskateparkpeoriaaz.com

 

Desert West Skateboard Plaza
6602 W Encanto Blvd, Phoenix, AZ 85035
5 am to 10 pm every day

 

Peoria Skatepark/Rio Vista Park
8866 W Thunderbird Rd, Peoria, AZ 85381
8 am to 10 pm every day

 

Foothills Skatepark/Union Hills
5752 W Union Hills Dr, Glendale, AZ 85308
9 am to 10 pm every day

 

Anthem Community Park
41703 N Gavilan Peak Pkwy, Anthem, AZ 85086
6 am to 10 pm every day

 

The Refuge Youth Center
401 W Deer Valley Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85027
(480) 226-2019
therefugeyouth.com

 

Paradise Valley Skate Park
17642 N 40th St, Phoenix, AZ 85032
8 am to 9 pm every day

 

McDowell Mountain Ranch Skatepark
15525 N Thompson Peak Pkwy, Scottsdale, AZ 85260

 

Fountain Hills Skatepark
10441 N Saguaro Blvd, Fountain Hills, AZ 85268
Open 24 hours

 

Eldorado Park/The Wedge
2311 N Miller Rd, Scottsdale, AZ 85257

 

Reed Skate Park
1631 E Broadway Rd, Mesa, AZ 85204
8 am to 10 pm every day

 

Fountain Plaza (New!)
417 E Southern Ave, Mesa, AZ 85204
Open daily 7 am to 10 pm

 

Kids That Rip – Mesa, AZ
1927 N Gilbert Rd, Mesa, AZ 85203
(480) 844-9600
kidsthatrip.com

 

Apache Junction Skatepark
1097-, 1135 W Southern Ave, Apache Junction, AZ 85120
8 am to 10 pm every day

 

AZ Grind Skatepark
8743 E Pecos Rd #136, Mesa, AZ 85212
(480) 888-0499
azgrindskatepark.com

 

Queen Creek Skate Park/Founder’s Park
22360-, 22426 S Ellsworth Rd, Queen Creek, AZ 85142
8 am to 10 pm every day

 

Freestone Skatepark
1045 E Juniper Ave, Gilbert, AZ 85234
5:30 am to 9:05 pm every day

 

Chandler Bike Park at Espee Park
450 E Knox Rd, Chandler, AZ 85225

 

The Bridge
824 W Germann Rd, Chandler, AZ 85286
(480) 326-2247
bridgeccc.com

 

Snedigar Recreation Center/Chandler Skatepark
4500 S Basha Rd, Chandler, AZ 85248
8 am to 10:30 pm every day

 

Kids That Rip Chandler/KTR Family Action Sports Center – Chandler, AZ
1050 E Pecos Rd, Chandler, AZ 85225
(480) 718-5872
www.ktr-centers.com

 

Copper Sky Skate Plaza
44345 M.L.K. Jr. Blvd, Maricopa, AZ 85138

 

Tempe Sports Complex/Tempe Skatepark
8401 S Hardy Dr, Tempe, AZ 85284
Open 24 hours

 

Esquer Park
2407 E McArthur Dr, Tempe, AZ 85281
6 am to 9 pm every day

 

Hudson Park
1430 S Cedar St, Tempe, AZ 85281
6 am to 10 pm every day

 

Mitchell Park Skatepark (New!)
S Mitchell Dr & 9th St, Tempe, AZ 85281

 

Pecos Skate Park
17010 S 48th St, Phoenix, AZ 85048
7 am to 10:45 every day

 

Hermoso Park
2030 E Southern Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85040
Open 24 hours

 

Cesar Chavez Skatepark/Cesar Chavez Park
7858 S 35th Ave, Laveen Village, AZ 85339
5:30 am to 11 pm every day

 

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Perspectives: Skater Trash by Coltyn Nelson

Perspectives:
Skater Trash
by Coltyn Nelson

 

The silence of a calm suburban neighborhood is broken suddenly as a group of teens tear down the street, dressed in black, whooping and yelling as they skate recklessly past houses while concerned neighbors gaze out, seeking the source of the disturbance. “There goes some skater trash!” says a father to his young son as the group goes screaming by.

Skater Trash. In the eyes of an average citizen, the suit standing on the corner, a mother waiting for the bus, a homeless person, or a proud business owner… what do the people think of us? We mash through our cities and skate everything at will, focused only on the path ahead, the trick we’re trying, or our destination. We are oblivious to who owns it, who’s watching, and most importantly, what they think. Or, if we are aware, we don’t care.

Suppose we stop to question these people; the business owner who peers out his front window horrified to witness his brand new ledges as they’re lathered with candlewax, an Uber driver fed up with dodging skaters downtown, or an elderly woman who turns her nose up at a group trying 360 flips on the sidewalk, “don’t you boys have something better to be doing?”

A point was made to pull the opinions from these people about what they think of us skate degenerates, where and when did the lowly opinions of us Skater Trash form in their lives? Where does this hostility originate from? Was it the opinions of wise parents who turned them away from skating at a young age? Or maybe that neighbor with a skateboard that ended up being the town’s nuisance…

I began to record and write down what these people were saying to us, mainly in an effort to understand what they believed we ought to be doing instead, or because I wanted to remember forever their high and esteemed opinion of myself and my friends:

 

 

“You’re in the wrong motherf*cking neighborhood, white boy.” -Erratic homeless woman in West LA.

“You all just need to go and play around somewhere else.” -Homeowner guarding a vacant lot turned D.I.Y.

“You should be in college.” -Elderly female dog-walker

“I don’t care, you can come back here any day before two o’clock.” -Negligent security guard.

“Your parents must not have raised you right.” -Soccer mom offended by wax and nosegrinds.

“Is that a Thrasher sweater? I bet you have a subscription to HighTimes magazine.” -English Teacher

“When I was your boys age, I was flying airplanes for the AirForce!” -Veteran and church official.

“That’s what you decide to spend your day doing?” -Disgruntled old man who was confused as to why I would spend any amount of time trying to 5-0 stall a step outside of the gas station as I waited for my friends.

“Skater fag!” -Screamed 1000 times over by road warriors from the safety of a passing car.

 

 

The purpose for engaging with these skater-haters was not so that we could make up and find a solution, agreeing to only skate at the skatepark when they designated. No, it was simply to give them a chance to voice their opinions vocally so that they may hear how futile and silly their arguments sound as they try to persuade a group of teens and adults to stop playing on their skate-toys. This will never work.

Even when they have a point (which they often do), if it is voiced with hostility and disrespect, you’re likely to be met with that same discourse and maybe then some when dealing with skaters.

Things are getting better, though. Business owners aren’t so quick to condemn us to hell for skating their steps now that their niece is likely enrolled in the local skate-camp, and there are sure to be a lot less dads discouraging young ones from picking up a board nowadays, too. In fact, is is more likely that he’ll be the one skate-coaching his mini-me at the local park.

 

 

Skateboarding is more mainstream than it has ever been, gaining exposure in all corners of our society. As this happens, maybe the perception of us skaters will change for the better. But so what? The acceptance of society and the general public was never an end-goal for skating, nor something that skaters aspired to do when we picked up a skateboard.

 

“Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground of unlimited potential. But it was the minds of 11 year olds that could see that potential.”

-Craig Stecyk, 1975

 

As Skater Trash or Olympic athletes, there will always be groms in the streets causing mayhem and waxing shit; jumping off buildings and skitching cars, getting harassed (and returning the favor), all while using the obstacles found in our cities as a catalyst for creative expression and entertainment. This attitude and approach will never die as long as the kids have a say in it.

Whether they know it or not, the future rests on the shoulders of that group of Skater Trash mashing down your street. The kids are alright!

 

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The Freestyle Report August 2018 by Tony Gale

This has been a weird summer for freestyle. I don’t know if I’m just imagining it, but it feels both like very little has happened compared to the usual flurry of freestyle antics at this time of year – and that there’s a million and one things about to happen. It’s almost like we’re in the eye of the storm, and a slew of tiny skateboards and shinpads are about to rain down upon our heads any second. At any rate, let’s deal with the stuff that’s already happened and the bits and pieces I’m actually allowed to talk about.

 

Okay, we start this report with some BIG NEWS. The will they/won’t they saga of the World Championship in Japan is now settled: it’s going to be held at the shopping mall in Saitama where the JFSA usually hold the All Japan Pro on the 3rd and 4th of November, making this a brilliant way of capping off a huge year for freestyle.

Toshiaki Fujii hasn’t given me solid details on the format yet, but if it’s a true WFSA sanctioned World Championship, it has to be the classic two runs, each being two minutes long – so find some run music, get practicing and I’ll see you in Japan!

I think Never Enough might be in an intentional battle with Decomposed to feature in this section more than anyone else. This month they’re bringing out a new deck as a tribute to the “retired” Albert Kuncz, who rode for them in the late 2000s (or early 2010s? My grasp on time is slipping as I get older). I gather he basically put the board away due to a back problem – that seems to be a recurring issue in the freestyle community. All these fingerflips, pogos and handstands just ruin you. It’s a crying shame, because he was bloody good; hopefully one day he’ll heal up and find his way back to us. Until then, there’s always the Never Enough tribute boards. Hopefully they’ll be available from the Never Enough website by the time you read this.
Never Enough: Albert Kuncz Tribute

Speaking of Never Enough, they continue to be the biggest single source of freestyle related goodness in Europe. They’re now stocking the new Moonshine/Speedlab collab wheels, even more new Cirus boards and graphics, and a solid range of freestyle completes ready to go out of the box, including three different Marius Constantin pro models. Impressive stuff.

(If Marius is getting royalties from all these different boards, I can’t say I’m surprised he just bought himself an apartment with cold, hard, cash. The guy is seriously minted. And Primo says you can’t get rich doing freestyle…)

Not to be outdone, Witter tells me that the next Decomposed deck will be a limited edition Don Brown model based on his last Vision pro model… which never made it past the prototype stage. Coming in at 7.875″ by 29.5″, this is a big brute of a board, and will be cut from the Vision Psycho Stix mould which was going to be used for the original release. Is it one to skate? Probably not. Is it a curiosity worth grabbing while you can? Almost certainly.

Don Brown Prototype board
Don Brown Prototype board 2

In other Decomposed news, Witter has been teasing me about some fabled 80s reissue that he’s been working on for almost a year. He keeps bringing it up, but refuses to give me any hard details. Will it appear this month? Will it be delayed for another year? At this point, all bets are off.

As their big new products still aren’t ready, we’ve just got something minor from the folks over at Mode Skateboards for now. Connor Burke and Terry Synnott both wanted a thinner skid plate for different reasons; Terry to put on the nose for better fingerflips, Connor (presumably) for his tail for better pop on his ollies. And as Terry is prone to do, he got the material and made them in his garage himself. Mode might not have the punkest image but it’s definitely got the DIY credentials.

Anyway, if you’re in the market for skids (as you damn well should be), you can now get both Mode skid plate sizes in the original 3/8″ thickness and the new 1/4″ thinness from their website. Tell Terry I said hi.

Tradition dictates that British freestylers have to gather on a hilltop around this time of year and be very silly for a sunny afternoon, and who are we to argue against tradition?

That’s right, I’m talking about the annual UK Round Up, the most serious joke in the freestyle world. Held as part of the UKSSA and London Longboards‘ Hog Hill events, the UK Round Up is now in its fourth year of nonsense and chicanery, and keeps going from strength to strength. This year Lillis came back over to attempt to take my crown (spoiler alert: he failed again), and a group of fresh-faced British freestylers lost their event virginity while being forced to skate to terrible music from a tiny speaker.

(Actually, the amount of people forced to skate to music they don’t know was considerably down this year. Obviously word got around that Alex Foster and myself purposely choose terribad music for people who come unprepared.)

The results, for what it’s worth, are as follows:

  1. Tony Gale (273,500 points)
  2. Stefan “Lillis” Akesson (271,000 points)
  3. Denham Hill (219,000 points)
  4. Matthew Smithies (194,000 points)
  5. Alex Foster (179,000 points)
  6. Toby Lodge (165,500 points)
  7. Anthony Simm (155,000 points)
  8. Barney Lynch (151,000 points)
  9. Aaron Watts (128,000 points)
UK Round Up 2018 Podium
“Trophies” presented by ASDA’s garden section. Denham looks suitably unimpressed with his.

Yep, that’s an all-Moonshine podium right there. And considering Denham Hill took the win in the very special and prestigious Offline Instagram Grand Slam Classic, I’d say there’s some very happy folks over at Moonshine HQ right now.

Also of note is the winner of the special Spirit of the UK Round Up award, Reece Archibald. Keep on being awesome, Reece.

Over in Japan, Mirei Tschida continues to bring glamour to freestyle (or should that be bringing freestyle skateboarding to glamour? I’m not sure which way round this is working) in her fledgling career as a runway model. Maybe she’s been getting tips from her Moonshine team mate Felix Jonsson; Felix’s sashay game is STRONG.

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If you’re still looking to scratch that contest itch and can’t wait for the will-they-won’t-they situation in Japan to be resolved, remember that the US Championships will be taking place in Philadelphia on the 15th of September. Not a lot in the way of fresh info on this one, but I guess if you’ve been to the Rizzo Rink before, you know what to expect. However, this year there is a $1,000 prize purse, so maybe folks like Connor Burke and Matt Gokey will resurface and head back over there for the first time in a few years.

Head over to the competition website for the full details – and maybe jump on a Greyhound now if you’re planning on getting there on the cheap.

Philly Freestyle 2018 Flyer

My ongoing project to enable newcomers to learn the ins and outs of freestyle skateboarding continues. Head over to FreestyleTricktips.com and pick up a trick or two; this month I’ve covered the spacewalk, rolling fingerflips, casper disasters and even managed to enlist my Moonshine teammate Nick Beaulieu for a tip on the Butterflip, so there’s something there for everybody.

So who watched the episode of Vice’s Post Radical featuring the World Round Up? If you haven’t seen it yet it’s available over at their website or through various methods of watching and downloading video online with varying levels of legality.

Honestly, I wasn’t all that impressed with how well freestyle came out of it (and it looks like I’m not the only one), but as you might expect, there are a lot of folks out there who just seem happy that someone’s paying attention. Personally, I’d rather they left us well alone rather than spend the best part of 45 minutes making us look like a bunch of kooks, but that’s just me.

If you’ve just gone off and watched Vice make a joke out of the World Round Up, I’ve got something which will (hopefully) help get that foul taste out of your mouth. It’s the return of the legendary DCMH!

For those who don’t know (which is probably the majority reading this), DCMH (otherwise known as Double Chin and Meat Head) are Jari and Vesa Paakkari, two brothers from Finland who were producing high-quality freestyle videos way before anyone else had the inclination or the means to do so. Jari seemingly had the ability to learn basically any trick he saw, and made a real noise in the freestyle contest circuit in the early 2000s. Now he’s back on the freestyle board, he and his brother have started producing videos again, and… well. Watch it below.

TRIGGER WARNING: CONTAINS MEMES. ALL THE MEMES.

Words cannot express how much sheer joy the return of DCMH has bought to my life.

Tony Gale is a British professional freestyle skateboarder and rides for Moonshine Skateboards, Jimmy’z, Seismic and Synopsis Bearings. July has been far too hot for his northern blood, so he’s spent most of this month in a permanent state of drowsiness and wondering whether or not he’s actually a lizard. Maybe David Icke was onto something.

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Excursions: Skateboarding in the Eastern Bloc by Tony Gale

Skateboarders over a certain age often seem surprised to see me freestyle. There’s a common belief, consciously propagated by the “industry” and the associated media, that freestyle is totally dead – a belief not helped, admittedly, by the tendency of freestylers to hide in abandoned parking lots and empty basketball courts. Generally, I tend to inform these folks that yes, freestyle is alive and well, with strong regional scenes in various parts of the world, most notably Brazil, Japan, Sweden, the UK, Germany and, oddly, Romania.

 

The presence of skateboarding – never mind freestyle – in this former Soviet satellite state is a relatively new development. Behind the Iron Curtain, skateboards were a rare sight; any available skateboards were all locally-produced, with designs almost a decade behind the western skate industry (this article from East Germany shows what Communists were dealing with in 1987, for god’s sake). There were a few trips across the Curtain by European skaters, most notably for a competition in Prague in 1988 which was covered by Thrasher, but skateboarding didn’t really get an opportunity to thrive until the dissolution of the Soviet Union. As such, the community and culture – in Romania at least – is still very young. There’s not a lot of home-brew skateboard companies or manufacturing, and both skateshops and skateparks are few and far between.

This is where Marius Constantin comes in. Marius is 31 years old now, and I first met him at the Paderborn BBQ contest in Germany back in 2015. I’d known about him for a few years prior to that, though; Marius is one of the most pro-active and enthusiastic supporters of freestyle in Europe – if not the world – and made a name for himself in Romania as being one of the most visible Romanian skateboarders on YouTube, first by documenting his local scene in a series of videos, and later, doing trick tips in his native language.
Marius Constantin

Generally speaking, the idea of the skateboarding “YouTuber” brings bile to the back of my throat, and from what I see, many other skateboarders have similar responses. There’s a lot of nonsense, ego, and self-promotion in that sphere, but Marius came to the platform with a different approach: he wanted to promote everyone else, not himself. Marius isn’t the star, he’s the scene-builder – something which was evident every single time I saw him on the “contest circuit”. He never wanted to talk to me about the latest tricks he landed, only the tricks his many young freestyle proteges had learned. He always seemed more stoked about showing me a video of a young Romanian child from an impoverished village doing a pogo on a cheap, battered board than his latest rail combo, and that was refreshing. I quickly realised Marius was quietly building up this little freestyle scene; pretty soon, he started bringing some of the teenagers he was teaching and supporting to events – and they were good. Really good.

In all honesty, I’d been thinking of going to Romania for a long time to see what was happening over there. Marius kept inviting me, and I kept making excuses to myself; it’s hard balancing a day job, family life and travelling, and I just didn’t have it in me to jump on a plane. However, when I realised I’d made up my mind to not go to the World Round Up in Vancouver again, I realised this gave me the time and funds I needed, and the decision was made. I spoke to Marius, checked he was free, and booked a flight.

There’s an old joke, dating back to the Cold War: during the Space Race, NASA realised a regular ballpoint pen wouldn’t work without gravity, and spent millions of dollars developing a replacement that would work in orbit. The Soviet Union, on the other hand, simply used a pencil.

While this turned out to be false, there’s some truth in it: the people of the Soviet Union had a habit of finding simple solutions to problems, some of which were elegant, some of which… not so much. As soon as I arrived in Bucharest, I realised this obviously still existed in Romania. Rather than taxi the plane up to the terminal and have an expensive tunnel to connect to the door, the biggest international airport in Romania just leaves the plane on the tarmac and brings buses out for the passengers. As I’m riding back to the terminal, I then see a distinctly Soviet-looking tractor – a proper agricultural piece of farming equipment – being used to tow the baggage back to the airport. I’d see various examples of this “keep it simple, stupid” mentality during my trip, and while it was sometimes amusing to see, it was a refreshing change to the overly bureaucratic nonsense I see back home.

In conversations I had with Marius over the years, one thing came up time and again: freestylers in Romania just couldn’t get product. In England, we always had to import our gear from the US, so I understood his plight. He’d got kids cutting down street boards, but they couldn’t get freestyle wheels or skidplates; he was trying to get local shops to bring in suitable product, but as is often the case, shops are too conservative to support what they perceive as a small niche, and would rather sell shoes and clothing. So Marius did what Marius does, and did it himself. He started a shop, and started importing and stocking the product himself. Based in his home town of Slatina, about two hours away from Bucharest, Nose and Tail supplies freestylers across Romania, but due to the amount of respect Marius has earned from the skate scene in general, often gets customers from larger towns who’d rather support a real skater instead of the businessmen who run their local shops, who they see as only interested in profit.

Nose and Tail - Overview
Nose and Tail is a PROPER skate shop. Sights like this are getting rare in the UK.
Nose and Tail - Boards
Nose and Tail stocks a good range of boards – US pro decks sit alongside smaller EU brands.
The banner roughly translates as “from the skaters, for the skaters”.
Nose and Tail - Accessories
I always judge a skateshop by what they actually provide at the lower end of the scale. I’ve been in too many places that don’t stock things like kingpins and pivot cups, so this was a refreshing sight.

On my first day in Romania, we went on a small tour of Slatina’s old district (in summary: absolutely beautiful but almost completely abandoned), and then swung by the skate shop to check in on Alexandru Lilea, a young freestyler to whom Marius gave a full-time job. In a country where the monthly minimum wage is around 1800 Lei (about $450 USD or €385 EUR) but a pro deck still costs about 265 Lei ($66 / €57) – and a freestyle complete can run to an eye-watering 800 Lei, meaning you’d have to work for over two weeks to afford one – Marius is keen on supporting his proteges where he can, often buying them food during sessions and giving them product when they need it. Like most days in most skateshops, it was pretty quiet when we turned up (a lot of Nose and Tail’s trade is online), so we found Lilea doing literally nothing to earn his keep. I’m pretty sure he was just idling away the hours on Youtube, to be honest. But someone has to keep the doors open, and if it means he can afford dinner at the end of the day, Lilea’ll do it.

Nose and Tail - Budget boards
This rack is full of the “budget” boards – between $75 and $100 for a complete. Marius chooses the cheap end carefully to make sure he isn’t selling anything unrideable.

I took the opportunity to look around Nose and Tail, and found it surprisingly well-stocked, considering the cost of everything; there was a good mix of board brands and shapes, with both European independents and American big names represented on the walls. Marius also carries the best budget brands he can find to try to make sure the poorer kids can have a decent ride, too. One big surprise was that unlike British shops, which tend to carry themselves along from month to month by selling shoes, Nose and Tail stocks a lot of seemingly unrelated product like spray paint and kendamas, but barely any footwear at all. Apparently there was a big kendama trend last year, which ended up bringing in a huge amount of money to the shop. (Who would have thought ball-in-a-cup could prove so lucrative?)

The one thing Nose and Tail has in common with its English counterparts is Thrasher tees, however. Marius had to arrange for them to be imported specially, as no one else was carrying them in Romania, and it apparently ended up being a smart move. Got to stay ahead of the trends to stay alive.

Finally, as the afternoon cooled down (it gets unreasonably hot in Romania during the summer), we went for our first skate session of the trip; Marius loaded up his car with myself, the two Alexandrus (Lilea and Stirbu), and we headed out to nearby Craiova, picking up Daniel Popescu, a 12-year old beginner from the countryside who was stoked to be joining us. Craiova is a beautiful, vibrant place, where they’ve pumped money into the old town and turned it into a fantastic space, full of life. When we turned up at the spot – a beautiful plaza in the centre of the city – it was already bustling with all sorts of activity. There were kids playing football (that’s “soccer” to any Americans reading this), riding around on bikes, playing guitar, and, of course, skateboarding. The guys who were already skating there were street skaters, doing tricks up and down the small drops from one section to the next, and many of them had spent time in other European countries for work. They were pretty surprised to see an Englishman in Romania – I guess not many folks from West Europe make the trip. All in all it was a pretty cool trip, but it was interesting seeing how so many of the Craiova crew fitted the exact same street skating stereotypes I see in other countries; the same clothing, the same attitudes, the same aloofness. One of Marius’ friends back in Slatina expressed his distaste at that, saying they “weren’t real Romanian skaters”. I guess the industry’s marketing schemes are even starting to take root in Eastern Europe now.

Like an idiot I forgot to take any photos while I was in Craiova, but thankfully Marius made good use of his GoPro sponsorship and filmed some footage so you can at least get a sense of the vibe.

We finished off the day with food and drink outside a little restaurant in one of Craiova’s older districts, just a short walk down some cobbled streets from the plaza. Some high-quality whisky sours worked out at about $3 each, so I kept the waitress busy while Stirbu expressed amazement at how many I was buying. Oddly enough, everything’s a bit hazy after that.

Day 2 was entirely Slatina-based. The idea was to arrange for a session at Marius’ local spot, an amazing open plaza outside the “Casa de Cultura a Sindicatelor”, a cultural centre built during the Communist era and surrounded by matching Communist-era tower blocks. However, due to the overbearing heat, we spent most of the afternoon lounging around in the shade as the crew gradually turned up. At one point a worker came by in a street sweeper, cleaning down the surface; within minutes the water had evaporated. Way too hot for this Brit.

Kendamas
Kendamas are apparently the game of choice when it’s too hot to skate.

As far as freestyle goes, it ended up being the same group as the previous days’ trip to Craiova by the time it was cool enough to skate, but Slatina’s street skaters were a very different breed to their Craiovan counterparts; younger and more innocent, there was no hint of a “too cool” attitude amongst the group, and while there was still a noticeable amount of physical distance between the freestylers and the street riders due to the sheer size of the space, all in all, it was a very chill session. Families walked through, heading to the cultural centre or one of the bars, and no one seemed to mind about the noise and movement created by the many skaters in the plaza.

I would later ask Marius what the older folks thought of the growing skate community; unsurprisingly, the reaction is much the same as we get in other areas where skateboarding is more established. The big concern, as always, is the damage that street skateboarding does to the environment and the speed at which street skaters move through a space. Unlike other countries, however, there isn’t a big push for corralling everyone into skateparks; Slatina itself only has a small arrangement of a prefab quarterpipe and funbox at the other end of town, although Marius has been trying to get a modern concrete plaza built for quite a while. The local government are certainly keen (they’ve even paid for Marius to travel to international competitions to represent his country a couple of times), but there’s a lot of other projects which are higher up on the priority list for funding. It’s worth noting at this point that I was pleasantly surprised by Slatina; there were some absolutely stunning public spaces and parks, and there’s been a real move since the economic slump of the early 90s to “beautify” some of the old Communist buildings – to the point where they look considerably more aesthetically pleasing than their equivalents in London.

With regards to the actual skateboarding – freestyle is definitely developing quite well in Romania. This was the first opportunity I’ve had to have a casual session with the two Alexandrus, and it’s interesting to see them both progressing down such different paths, even if there is a common tendency towards 80s nostalgia for both of them. Lilea spent most of the session working on rolling double fingerflips, 540 variants and handstand shuvits; Stirbu preferring more complex and esoteric 50-50 tricks as a general rule. Both are learning fast; Lilea went on to win the amateur division in Paderborn a month later.

Alexandru Stirbu - MF Casper
Alexandru Stirbu’s groupies don’t seem to be impressed by his MF Casper.
Marius catches a butterflip
Marius catches a butterflip outside the House of Culture. If you look closely enough, you should be able to see Alexandru Lilea being lazy in the shade behind him.

Marius, meanwhile, has finally found chance to take a step back from the arduous task of getting his business up and running and is putting in the time on the board again, and it shows. He ended up picking up fourth place – his best pro result – in Paderborn. If he keeps this up he could be a contender for podium places next year. Surrounded with this group, the young Daniel Popescu should have all the inspiration and guidance he needs. His enthusiasm really showed through – every time I was finished shooting a trick of one of the older guys, Daniel would come and pester me to shoot some photos of him. It was really great to see. Since I returned home, a few of the street skaters I met have been making the transition and getting involved in the local freestyle scene, too. There’s a real future here.

Marius films the kids
Marius always documents the beginners and tries to make them feel included. It’s not only very cool to see, but it works – there’s a lot of young talent coming up as a result.

We ended the day at Marius’ place with Romanian wine and some traditional food, cooked by his friend (and now freestyler) Catalin. Another major surprise on this trip was how good Romanian food and drink is. The country is still very agrarian, with incredible vineyards and amazing fresh fruit and vegetables. If you get the chance to try some Romanian wine, give it a go!

I couldn’t come to Romania and not go to Bucharest; I think Bianca, Marius’ other half, may have murdered him if he didn’t take me to see the capital. Marius lived in the city for a while; all he ever told me about it is how much he hates it. Far too busy, too much traffic, expensive, etc. – all the standard complaints made about every major city worldwide.

Romania - Orthodox Church
Two very different buildings, created by two very different ideologies, spanning a gap of over 300 years.

One of the constant themes running through my time in Romania was contrast. You have three definite time periods all sitting uncomfortably side-by-side; the traditional, the Communist, and the Capitalist. Bucharest exemplified that experience. One of the first things I saw as we walked from our parking space was a monument to the anti-communist revolutionaries, entitled “The Revival’s Memorial”. One minute later, there’s a beautiful old Orthodox church, apparently dating to the 1720s, with two crosses of Salem perched on the top of the twin bell towers – overshadowed by Ceaușescu-era apartment buildings. It’s such an unusual mishmash of architecture and history that, at points, it can seem quite overwhelming; there’s simply so much to take in, no matter where you look.

While we were strolling through the city, visiting bookstores, checking out old churches and feeding pigeons, someone randomly jumped off a bench, saying “Marius! Marius!” Marius went over and greeted the guy like they were old friends, and as I couldn’t understand a single word of the short conversation, I asked Marius for an explanation as we walked away. Turns out Marius didn’t know the guy at all – the guy knew him from Youtube. You wouldn’t have known it from how Marius interacted with him. Later he admitted to me that he finds it tiring sometimes, but it doesn’t show; it almost sickens me how goddamned nice he is sometimes.

Eventually we made it to our destination: a surprisingly large outdoor skatepark tucked away in a public park, with characteristic late 90s/early 2000s prefab jump ramps everywhere. I found the local skate crew effectively tucked away to one side with a couple of flatbars; the main park was swarming with scooter kids and the occasional BMXer. Every so often, one of the skaters would head off to try to skate some of the main park, and when they did, it became apparent that the skill level is quite high. Romania might not be a well-known skate Mecca, but the local scene certainly seems strong.

I took a couple of runs across the park, trying to relearn some of my old bank tricks on a very dodgy oversized wooden flatbank at one end (I swore it was flexing every time I landed on it). Eventually I gave up on trying to skate the haggard behemoth and spotted a section of the park which wasn’t part of any scooter lines, so co-opted it as a makeshift freestyle area. Before I knew it, there was three or four scooter kids who’s stopped riding and sat down on a ledge to watch. When they tried talking to me, I had to play the part of the ignorant Brit – “Sorry mate, I only speak English” – only to be met with absolutely perfect English from an eleven or twelve year old child in response. They came out with the usual response to freestyle (“what is this? I’ve never seen anyone do this sort of thing before! It’s amazing!”) before asking the inevitable question: “Why are you here? In Romania?” I was tempted to respond “because I had some time to kill and fuck me, Romania is a cheap place to visit”, but tried my best to explain that I was staying with a friend of mine who is also a professional freestyler. Thankfully, Marius appeared at that point (I think he’d wondered where I’d disappeared off to), and so I introduced him to the kids while the two Alexandrus attempted to wow the fledgling crowd. Once one of us mentioned Nose and Tail, they worked out who he was… but only from the kendamas he’d been selling for the last year or so.

You can’t win ’em all.

Marius, the Romanian superstar
“Yep, kendamas. I’m your guy.”

Although I had one more day in Romania, it seems fitting to end this piece with the end of my day in Bucharest. Stirbu left the group when we jumped onto the subway after the skate session, and Marius dropped Bianca off at her tram, leaving just Marius, Alexandru Lilea and myself for the two hour ride back to Slatina. As we headed back to the car, we stumbled upon a group of street skaters hanging out at a local spot – a very, very battered war memorial which has seen more than its fair share of street skating in the last two decades. One of the guys had his arm strapped up, and I got talking to him – his name was Razvan Popescu, and Marius would tell me later that he’s pretty damn good, with a whole bunch of sponsorships to his name. This post on his Instagram is actually him skating the memorial we met at.

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One of the things we started talking about was the difficulty of being one of the first skaters in a region, how tough it is not having people there with you to learn from. I could empathise; starting out as a freestyler in England in 2001 was nigh-impossible, with learning new tricks like fumbling in the dark. Everything feels like reinventing the wheel. Razvan and other guys his age in Romania went through the same experience with skateboarding in general; they could see what was possible through print media and video, but pre-Youtube, they had no one to tell them how to flick their foot for a heelflip, how to keep your head up during a backside flip. It’s pretty amazing to me to see how far skaters like Razvan have come, and how such a young scene has flourished in the last twenty years, despite the economic difficulties they’ve faced. It says a lot about the tenacity of the Romanian people. Part of me hopes that, to a certain degree, they can stay under the radar; the last thing Romania needs is Barcelona-style skate tourism ruining the local skaters’ relationship with the government and non-skaters. However, while the skateboarding industry isn’t paying much attention to Romania right now, the Romanians – especially the freestylers – are getting a whole lot better and are starting to look out at the world around them.

It’s only a matter of time before the world starts looking back.

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The King of Stone: A Photo Journal by Simone Mondino

Aperture/Apertura:
The King of Stone/Il Re Di Pietra
A Photo Journal by Simone Mondino/Un diario fotografico di Simone Mondino

 

Alex “Geims” Luciano in front of Monviso – best turn right into UNESCO Monviso Area 

 

“Year after year, the weather is always more crazy, so you can have the same chance of finding a 20-degree day in January the snow as you can finding snow on the Alps in July. As usual, Alex “Geims” Luciano and I are always looking for a new spot, and if the weather is too hot we can organize a little trip in this period.”

“Anno dopo anno, il meteo è sempre più folle, e così rischi di trovare la neve a Luglio in montagna come 20°C in pieno inverno. Come al solito, Alex “Geims” e io siamo sempre alla ricerca di un nuovo spot, e se l’inverno è mite andiamo a skateare sui monti anche a gennaio.”

 

 

Wow, man: Geims slides into the UNESCO forest

 

Selfie funny time in Ostana

 

“This spot is really special because on the other side there is the most important mountain for us, a true icon for those who grew up here. The name of this mountain is Monte Viso, also called the King of Stone. It’s special because you can be almost anywhere, and you can see him; he is a truly charming and special mountain place.”

“Questo posto è davvero speciale per noi perchè siamo ai piedi della montagna più famosa della nostra zona, il Monviso chiamato anche Re di Pietra. E’ così speciale questa montagna tanto da poterla vedere da ogni località della provincia ma non solo! Wow!”

 

 

Are you crazy man?! Have fun on the grass!

 

“There were a lot of funny moments. Geims is a really good rider, and he laughs all day, but when he got bored with the road he decided to start skating the grass! Sick guy!”

“Ci sono stati molti momenti divertenti. Geims è è il numero uno e non si stanca mai di provare nuove emozioni tanto da skateare sul prato! eheh”  

 

 

Valle Po rules… amazing place!

 

On fire like autumn foliage!

 

 

“The spots on this mountain are not in a great condition, but with a rider like Alex is impossible to fail. He is so fun and crazy. It has been a little bit difficult to organize the photo shoot, but it is in such a magical place that it was well worth the effort. The fact that it was a “virgin” longboard spot made it even better.”

“Gli spot su questa montagna non sono in condizioni ottimali, ma con un rider come Alex è impossibile fallire. Lui è così divertente e pazzo. È stato un po ‘difficile organizzare il servizio fotografico, ma è in un posto così magico che ne è valsa la pena. Il fatto che fosse uno spot “vergine” di longboard lo ha reso ancor più figo.”

 

 

Oh, yeah buddy… I’m so cool! (Laughing!)

 

Hey, guys… I’m skating in paradise!

 

Stand-up moody

 

See you later… 

 

C’mon guys… it’s so sick!

 

Yeah… longboarding, religion, enjoy!

 

“In this new spot inside a Unesco Area, you can skate into the woods, through a church, and you have incredible landscapes all around you. If you are lucky like us, you’ll also have unseasonably warm winds that accompanied us up and down the mountain.”

“In questo nuovo spot all’interno di un’area dell’Unesco, puoi skateare nel bosco, attraverso una chiesa, e avere paesaggi incredibili tutto intorno a te. Se sei fortunato come noi, avrai anche la fortuna di trovare 20°C  assolutamente folli per il periodo che ti riscaldano mentre vai su e giù per la montagna.”

 

 

Wildnerness is our life essence.

 

“I’m always looking for some new spots, new ideas, or new emotions to photograph… but with a rider like Geims, it’s easy to get all three in a single shoot. Sometimes I’d like call him “Giotto Geims” because he is so precise, and it is so easy to get great shots!”

“Sono sempre alla ricerca di nuovi spot, nuove idee o nuove emozioni da fotografare … ma con un rider come Geims, è facile ottenere tutti e tre in una singola ripresa. A volte mi piacerebbe chiamarlo “Giotto Geims” perché è così preciso, ed è così facile ottenere ottimi scatti con Lui!”

 

 

Oh, man, look this shot… it’s super like you!

 

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And The Road Goes On: Payson, Springerville, and Globe, Arizona (The US 191 Tour) by Bud Stratford

And The Road Goes On:
Payson, Springerville, and Globe, Arizona
(The US 191 Tour)
Friday, July 6th- Sunday, July 8th, 2018
by Bud Stratford

Having a traveling companion in my life (in spirit, if not always in body) has changed my perceptions slightly. The biggest change is that I’m suddenly far more immediately cognicant of the fact that somebody is living… and living rather vicariously, and intimately… thorugh me and my road-tripping misadventures. The lonliness of my lonely misadventures has suddenly evaporated, quickly and quietly replaced by a sense of longing caued by missing somebody that I really wished could have been there with me in more than just spirit.

The constant companionship of my sudden-onset exclusive relationship took over rather abruptly, and added a little bit more drive and purpose to my travels than might have been there otherwise. As a result, I lived a little bit harder, and explored a little more thoroughly than I might have otherwise. Once again, my spirit-companion for this particular road trip was my lovely lady, Trish. These are the notes and the excerpts from the road-tripping journal that I wrote for her while I was out and about on my three-day jaunt to and through East-Central Arizona.

 

 

Friday, July 6th, 2018, 11:30 am, Gisela, Arizona

I had a few office errands I had to tidy up before I could leave on Friday, but I still managed to bolt out of town by 10:30 am. I’ve made the drive up to Payson more times than I’d like to remember; it is, after all, my every-weekend route up to the mountains when I go up north on my frequent snowboard excursions.

This was, however, the first time I’d ever gone up The Beeline on a skate trip, and it didn’t take long for my slight change in perspective to pay a few dividends. As I was blowing through Gisela, I spotted an easily-accessed ditch shoehorned in between the northbound and southbound lanes. An abrupt turnaround brought me right back to my quarry of intense interest; I grabbed my trusty Skaterbuilt Pig and my just-as-trusty broom, and dashed across a couple lanes of fast traffic to foot myself straight to the ditch’s doorstep.

At some point in the past, this ditch must have been really epic. It probably got skated a lot back in the day; shape-and-size-wise, it was damn near perfect. Since then, somebody has wised up and skim-coated it with the roughest cement imaginable in an effort to “skate-proof” it. It damn near worked; this ditch was a real handful of cheese grater.

But my big softies get me into (and out of) all sorts of trouble. In my world, trouble doesn’t stand much of a chance of going un-skated.

 

 

Friday, July 6th, 2018, 12:45 pm, Payson, Arizona

 

One of my favorite stops up in Payson is the Rim Country Museum, home of the Zane Grey cabin. Zane Grey was a pretty prominent western writer, perhaps the most celebrated (and copied) western writer of all time. The original Zane Grey cabin was just under the Mogollon Rim, closer to Young, but it burned down in the 1990 Dude Fire. Clockwise from upper left: the museum; the Zane Grey cabin, illustration by Yours Truly; movie posters from some of the Zane Grey novel adaptations; a hand-built miniature workshop in the museum; the 1904 Haught Cabin on the museum grounds. 

 

 

Friday, July 6th, 2018, 2:45 pm, Rumsey Park, Payson, Arizona

 

 

Prefab skateparks usually aren’t that much fun, but this one was a real exception. Built competently and solidly out of thick-gauge steel, these ramps were quick and quiet, a fun-times combo that made for pretty good skating. The halfpipe was fast and furious, and I busted out a bagful of stock set-up tricks on that spine in pretty short order. It’s probably the most skating I’ve done in one place, in quite a while. I really was pleasantly surprised by how fun this skatepark was.

See that flat bank at the far end of the park that’s wedged between the narrow quarterpipes? That bank is decievingly steep. It’s much more akin to a harshly banked wall ride, than your typical, mellow flat bank. My buddy Steve Davis taught me how to wall ride back in ’89, and I’m not quite sure that I’ve done one since, so I decided really quickly to re-live a little bit of my childhood by carving a whole lotta high lines on that piece of steel wall. It was really, really nice to feel like I was sixteen all over again for an hour or so.

 

Friday, July 6th, 2018, 3:30 pm, Payson, Arizona

 

I had lunch at the Crosswinds Restaurant at the Payson Airport, one of my all-time favorite restaurants. For the airplane geek that lives inside of me, there’s simply nothing better than watching planes land and take off from the restaurant windows, models hanging from the ceiling, and homemade patty melts. The drawings are of a Boeing P-26 Peashooter and a PZL P.24 fighter that were hanging above my table. Whoever built the models must have been colorblind, because the colors seem all wrong, but I thought they looked pretty cool anyway. I need these curtains in my life. Now! 

 

A fellow traveler reveling in her peaceful solitude at the Crosswinds, Payson, Arizona.

 

 

Friday, July 6th, 2018, 6:05 pm, Forest Road 237, Forest Lakes Estates, Arizona

 

 

The camping situation up here was a little bit sketchy. There are fire restrictions all over the place; apparently, the fire risk up here is pretty damn severe. As a result, many of my usual favorite campsites are roped off and closed, leaving me nowhere to rest my weary head. The race was on between running out of daylight to find a suitable spot, and finding that every single suitable spot available on the entirety of the Mogollon Rim was totally out of commission for the weekend.

As I was reluctantly leaving my favorite Young Road spots to head east on AZ 260, I spotted a forest road off to my left that looked pretty promising. I deftly wheeled the car-and-camper combo around, and headed straight into the unknown. I didn’t have to go very far before I found a “Campground Full” sign, propped up right next to a large, roomy, and surprisingly vacant campsite, complete with a huge turnaround area, a fire ring (evidence of recent use), and a small clearing nestled among a cluster of tall pines. I backed the car-combo straight into the spot, set up my mini-camp, busted out a big book of ghost stories, and promptly fell fast asleep in the cool, crisp, refreshing evening air.

It couldn’t have been long before I was jostled rudely awake by a bellowing voice yelling for somebody to “abandon your campsite!”. Convinced that the forest had erupted in flames all around me, I was frantically trying to find my eyeglasses and bail the hell straight out of there when, all of a sudden (and quite unexpectedly), a gruff, older gentleman’s head popped straight into my back door, asking why in the hell I wasn’t paying attention to his direct orders to abandon my campsite?

“I’m tryin’ with all my might, sir, but I won’t get very far out of this damned forest fire if I can’t see where I’m going.”

“Fire? What fire?”

“The fire that’s forcing me to abandon my campsite, perhaps…?”

“There’s no fire here, fella.”

“Then why in the hell are you waking me up, sir?”

Turns out, he was right. There was no fire. No fire outside of this guy’s undies, at least. The reason he was so hot and bothered is that he thought I had ignored several signs that said that this campsite is closed sue to reforestation efforts. Signs that I had to drive right by in order to get to this site, he said. Signs that I had not, in fact, driven right by though, because… as I profusely pointed out to the fine fellow… these signs simply did not exist.

“There’s another campsite right across the road that I can take you to, though”, he offered. Once he saw that I was not in error, and that I wasn’t a wonton rulebreaker, he suddenly got a hell of a lot more helpful. Okay, fine: I’m usually a wonton rulebreaker. Busted as charged. This is, however, the first (and maybe the only) time in recent memory that I hadn’t actually done anything wrong.

“Back across the 260?”, I inquired. Oh, boy, that’s a long way back down the forest road. Especially in the dark.

“No, sir! I mean, right across this dirt road right here. C’mon, follow me! I’ll take you right on over!”

He was right. Not even fifty yards away was an even bigger and better campsite than the one I had squatted in. True, I was suddenly surrounded on all sides by silently screaming children… but the long distances between the sites muffled the sounds fairly well, so I was happy enough with that.

 

 

 

Saturday, July 7th, 2018, 6:30 am, June’s Cafe, Heber, Arizona

Starvin’ Marvin woke up bright-eyed and famished, as I usually do. Thankfully the camper packs up quick, and Heber’s not too terribly far away. There’s a little breakfast-and-lunch spot called June’s Cafe that I stop in at from time to time. It’s rustic, cozy, comfortable, and they have some really interesting dishes to boot. This morning, I noticed that they had a breakfast-sandwich-on-cornbread option available that I decided I just had to take them up on and throw down the ‘ol gullet. It was super crumbly (as you might imagine it would be), and really needed a fork and spoon to push down the ‘ol hatch… but damn, girl, that was some good eatin’ right there. Best breakfast I’ve had in quite a while.

 

 

 

Saturday, July 7th, 2018, 8:08 am, Snowflake Skatepark, Snowflake, Arizona

Maybe I’m just getting too used to prefab skateparks. I’ve been skating them… hundreds of the damn things… for decades now, so it’s probably high time that I finally figure out how to skate ’em, and skate ’em reasonably competently. But the ones that I’m coming across this weekend have been unusually fun. The Snowflake skatepark was really pretty enjoyable, as far as prefab parks go. I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that I was pleasantly surprised by this one, almost as much as I was pleasantly surprised by Payson’s skatepark.

 

 

A few minutes after I took my photos, slipped on my Vans Highs, and started warming up, a teenaged kid showed up, seeming out of nowhere, huffing and puffing, and clearly a little bit winded. It was still really early in the morning; I was simply amazed that I wasn’t the only jughead up and at ’em at such a ridiculous hour. Turns out, this kid Phil skates three miles each way to skate this park, every single day; thus, all the huffin’ and puffin’. That’s some serious dedication, right there. He was a really cool kid, too. It was really nice to skate with somebody else for a change.

 

Saturday, July 7th, 2018, 9:00 am, downtown Snowflake, Arizona

 

Clockwise from upper left: A cute little Craftsman at the edge of Snowflake’s suburban residential district; the John A. Freeman Historical Home, built in 1893, downtown Snowflake; The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints in downtown Snowflake; statue of Erastus Snow and William J. Flake, the Mormon settlers that named “Snow-Flake”, outside The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints in downtown Snowflake. 

 

 

Saturday, July 7th, 2018, 11:00 am, Nikolaus Homestead Park, Show Low, Arizona

The first thing that I did when I got to Show Low was run headlong into a crowded farmer’s market. The second thing I did, was get hopelessly lost. I knew the skatepark was nearby, and I knew right where it was supposed to be. I just couldn’t figure out where in the f’n hell I was… and because I was so far out of cellphone range, my pocket computer was of no use or help to me at all. So, naturally, all of that made getting from wherever the hell I was, to the place I wanted to be, a bit of a sticky situation.

 

 

The Dome is the local skate shop up here in Show Low. It’s more than easy enough to find, thank God. It looks like a giant igloo, so it sticks right out from the crowd of buildings on the main drag through town. It’s been years since I’ve stopped in, so I figured today might be a great day to swing by, and get some useful directions while I was there. As far as “finding the main drag” went, that was easy enough: just point the car in any direction, and drive until I found a really wide road. Wherever I ended up would probably be pretty close to where I wanted to be.

Steve, the chap that was working the store, was more than helpful. The first thing he did was to bust out a handout map that showed right where I was, and right where the skatepark’s at. Now, this is something that I’ve been asking skate shops all across the country for, for a really, really long time; it’s nice to see that I’m not the only chum that’s thought of it. I stayed for quite a while, and chatted up a storm with Steve. He’s a really cool guy that does a lot for his local skate community, so I enjoyed my time there immensely.

 

 

The skatepark, however, was not quite so enjoyable. The bigger bowl was adequate enough, I suppose. It’s a bit kinky here and there with uneven coping everywhere… but, hey, at least it’s skateable. Kinda.

The smaller bowl, however, has these super-weird street obstacles shoehorned into the ends of the bowl that end up making everything absolutely unskateable, except for the little bits of bowl that are between the obstacles. And then, to make matters truly shitty, we had more of those annoying little bastard razor scooter kids training for an upcoming competition, “going big or going home”. It was kinda nauseating, so I decided not to stick around long enough to lose my breakfast sandwich.

 

 

Saturday, July 7th, 2018, 12:10 pm, Concho, Arizona

 

 

My morning commute between Show Low and St. Johns took me through the hamlet of Concho, Arizona, at the junction of AZ 61 and AZ 180A. Believe it or not, Concho was the original site chosen for the state capitol, “due to its prosperous farming” (according to Wikipedia). Today, it’s no more than a “census designated place” that houses a few thousand people across the sprawling valley. Where these few thousand people were, I had no idea. It’s basically a tiny crossroads community out in the middle of nowhere that has seen some better days, and features a few abandonments that I was more than happy to stop and shoot a few photos of.

 

 

Saturday, July 7th, 2018, 12:39 pm, St. Johns, Arizona

St. Johns, population-wise, is hardly bigger than Concho. But my first impression of it was of a much larger, much more modern city. Sure, “modern” in this case might have been circa 1950 to 1980… but still, it’s far more cosmopolitan than Concho could ever dream of being.

 

 

The skatepark was small, yet impressive. It’s fairly new… “new looking”, at least… and tightly packed into it’s small-spaced footprint, not unlike Prescott’s skatepark. Yet the obstacles themsleves are a bit bigger than average, making for quite a challenging presentation.

My attention/creativity was immediately siezed by the big bank on the far side of the park, next to the love seat feature. The bank had big, prominent coping sticking out on top; that looked to me like an open invite to get some grind time in, and I was more than happy to take it up on its kind offer. The problem was getting my big ‘ol butt up there, which required a quick drop, a quicker roll-in, and then a deft, tight carve to get into optimum slashing position. It scared the craptasticness right out of me, but my cajones made it happen (with a whole lotta help from my trusty Skaterbuilt Pig, 65mm super stompers, and the inherent stability of 219’s).

Even better, I managed to make that happen quite a few times before I left for far cooler, and far less sun-scorched pastures.

 

 

The skatepark sits on the periphery of the St. Johns airport. Being the airplane nerd that I truly am, I decided to drive around a bit before I headed into town. It didn’t take long for me to spot a vintage 1920’s airways beacon, sitting all by itself on the far peripheries of the airfield. These beacons are becoming increasingly rare… but due to my extensive travels over the past couple of years, I manage to keep crossing paths with them anyway. They’re always quite a sight to see, those giant, red-and-white colored sentinels silently standing guard against the pitch black of the dark night.

 

 

Saturday, July 7th, 2018, 1:27 pm, Apache County Historical Society Museum, St. Johns, Arizona

 

Museums abound everywhere these days. I came across the Apache Country Historical Museum as I was rubbernecking through town, and I decided to swing on back to take a quick look around. The photo on the right is a diorama of what St. Johns would have looked like in the late 1800’s; the dark lighting of the museum precluded me from taking too many photos here, although I would have loved to. These small-town museums are always a ton of fun, because they celebrate the most obscure histories of some of the most forgotten places in our country. The fact that the museum had ice-cold water fountains and highly effective air conditioning was just an added whipped-cream bonus on top of the funday sundae. 

 

 

 

Saturday, July 7th, 2018, 3:47 pm, Springerville, Arizona

 

 

My first thought was to camp out at Lyman Lake State Park for the night, and enjoy a swim and a shower, two things that I could have desperately used by Saturday afternoon. But after checking out the three available campsites left at Lyman Lake, I decided that there were already way too many people milling around, and the last thing I really wanted to do was to chill with a million drunk, screaming, and annoying tourists. So I figured I’d make my way to Springerville, and wing it from there.

On my way into town, I spotted a herd of tiny rams… or maybe they were goats with huge horns… I don’t know. This is Everything Skateboarding, babe, not National Geographic. I can tell you all about the differences between a 215 and a 219 (and believe me, they are many, and truly significant)… but identifying these little bush-eating beasties are just outside my intellectual comfort zone. All I know is that they were really aloof, kinda pissy even, and that I had to jump through a bunch of (literal) hurdles and go through some great pains to get a reasonably good photo of the little buggers. But it came out surprisingly well, so I was a fairly happy chap.

I stopped and did all the usual things in Springerville, which meant that I got a turnover and milk at Junk and Java, and then proceeded to the Springerville Heritage Museum to check out some geological factoids, regional history, and contemporary art. I’ve been there and done that so many times, though, that I was in and out of there pretty quickly. Springerville is, after all, my base of operations every snowboard season, and has been for several years in a row now.

 

Left: The Springerville Heritage Museum, a beautifully repurposed former school. Center: a visual history of photography at the Springerville Heritage Museum. Right: The Madonna of the Trail, one of twelve spread along the National Old Trails Road, downtown Springerville, Arizona. 

 

There were storm clouds threatening on the horizon… and at that moment, I suddenly remembered that I still had a bad windshield wiper on The Econobubble. That could have been really problematic; a few sprinkles could cause me immediate real safety concerns, and a downpour could potentially stop me dead in my tracks. Suddenly, I had a bright and shiny idea! Maybe I could start down US 191 earlier than scheduled. I didn’t really have anything left to explore in Springerville, anyway… and if I left right away, I could probably outrun the coming rain, and maybe even make it to Morenci for dinner.

I’d thought it up so fast, that I didn’t give myself half a chance to think it through particularly thoroughly. It sounded like such a solid plan on the surface of it that I deftly decided to kick the Econobubble into gear, and step straight on the gas.

 

 

Saturday, July 7th, 2018, 4:15-7:45 pm, US 191 between Springerville and Morenci, Arizona

 

Starting down US 191, Nelson Reservoir near Springerville, Arizona

 

The storm rolls in, US 191 near Nutrioso, Arizona

 

Near US 191 and Red Hill Road, Blue, Arizona

 

The best part of my genius is that I’m completely capable of reading the weather accurately, skirting thunderstorms effectively, and staying completely out of inclement weather. The worst part of my idiocy is that I can still manage to completely forget other, equally important considerations (such as food or water) in the rare case that things don’t go quite to plan.

 

 

The drive down US 191 started off excellently. It was stunningly beautiful; that assessment stands, and stands solidly, for each and every mile of the entire 117 mile misadventure. The rain-slickened roads, dramatic clouds, and misty fog only added to the natural wonder of the ruggedly mountainous, tree-carpeted terrain. It looked like some super-strong force had picked up the entirety of Appalachia, and dropped it right into the central southwest.

On the other hand, it also quickly devolved into one of the most hair-raising, white-knuckle drives I’ve ever driven. And given my penchant for getting myself into either uncomfortably hazardous situations, or stupidly hazardous situations, that’s probably saying a lot. The Econobubble spent almost every mile in second gear, crawling along at a mere twenty-five miles per hour (or less). The whole drive took almost four hours. But it was, by far, the most scenic four hours of my entire trip. It might even be the most scenic four hours that I’ve ever driven in the southwest.

 

 

I hadn’t prepared myself very well for this excursion. Due to the persistent threat of rain, every campsite all up and down US 191 was sitting completely empty; had I taken the time to pack a few snacks and a gallon of water, I could have easily stopped anywhere along the way and enjoyed a refreshingly cool and crisp evening in the tall pines of the high mountains, and made an excellent time of it. Instead, I had to remind myself of all the time that I was saving, and the fact that I’d at least be able to enjoy a piping hot, late-night dinner at a swanky cafe in Morenci.

 

 

Saturday, July 7th, 2018, 7:49 pm, Morenci, Arizona

If I had done my homework beforehand, I would have probably discovered that there is no such thing as a piping hot, late-night dinner at a swanky cafe in Morenci…

Morenci is entirely dedicated to the extraction operations of Freeport McMoran. As such, the only thing you’ll find there are the open pits of sprawling copper mines, and the men and machines that work them twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. There also weren’t any piping hot, late-night dinners in swanky cafes to be found in Clifton, either; all I found there was a super-spooky main street that made for really great sketching, but no eating. So what I ended up doing was driving to all the way to Safford… a town that seems to stay up pretty late… and grabbing an un-memorable Reuben before hitting the hay in a Home Depot parking lot at around ten o’clock.

It wasn’t the most comfortable evening… it was hot as hell in the camper, all night long… but at least I got a little bit of sleep in between trains rushing by, and early-morning drag racers smoking their tires at the nearby stop light.

 

 

Sunday, July 8th, 2018, 7:18 am, Safford, Arizona

I swung out of my camper at 6 am sharp, promptly ate two breakfasts at McDonald’s, and proceeded straight to the Safford skatepark to get my day started off right. The skatepark in Safford is surprisingly well-designed and well-built; the only sketchy thing about it was the crew of loud homeless people that have taken up residence in the park next door. The skatepark looked very Site Design to me, with the characteristic smooth-steel coping and colored concrete treatments. Thankfully, the Big Bosses Freeport McMoran stepped up and picked up a big chunk of the inevitably large price tag; because of their generosity, the kids of Safford have a legit street park to skate any time they want. Even the old guy that lives grumpily in me (made slightly grumpier by the lack of sweaty sleep in the scorching camper last night) had a pretty good time at this one.

 

Left: Polka Dot Elephant, Safford, Arizona. Center: Safford Courthouse, and Right: Safford City hall, Safford, Arizona.

 

I made a few moments in my morning shenanigans to explore Safford in a little more detail… especially the Main Street environs that, outside of big-government buildings, was entirely boarded up and abandoned, just like most Main Streets in America are these days. As I stumbled out of the car into the bright sunshine, gentle breeze, and splitting migraine, I immediately began to hear music wafting its way toward my ears… the kind of music that you’d expect to hear on any bustling Main Street of the 1950’s or 1960’s. It was super-surreal, hearing these upbeat pop dittys seemingly emanating out of the walls of the abandoned storefronts; it was so surreal that, at first, I thought that my exhausted mind might have been dreaming them up. But as I walked up and down that Main Street, I finally stumbled across the sole loudspeaker that was responsible for loudly entertaining the long-lost crowd of ghost shoppers and revelers.

 

 

Sunday, July 8th, 2018, 9:22 am, Safford, Arizona

 

Near Palmer Farms Road and US 70, Pima, Arizona

 

As I drove down the ribbon of open desert road between Safford and Globe, I could hear the telltale “clack-clack, clack-clack” of the concrete underlayment that defines the quintissentially American two-lane thoroughfare bubbling up through the Econobubble’s stiff suspension. Abandonments abounded everywhere, so I decided to slow my life down just a little bit, and make the time throughout the morning to stop, explore, and photograph about a half-dozen of the more fascinating examples.

 

 

The first abandonment that caught my eye was on the near-eastern approaches of Pima. It looked vaguely like it might have been an old gas station, or maybe a small general store, so it caught my attention right away. I wheeled right around, and parked at the Dollar General next door; a short walk brought me right to the old store’s doorstep. I stuck my head into the jamb, and was quite surprised to find several dozen boxes of light fixtures piled high inside from wall to wall, and all the way to the ceiling. I swear, I find the strangest situations when exploring abandonments. This was just the first of the many for my morning; I also spent a few minutes exploring Pima’s nearby Main Street in much the same way I had explored Safford’s Main Street just an hour or so earlier. It didn’t have the wafting mystery-music, but it somehow seemed just as eerie, anyway.

 

 

The second set of abandonments was just a few miles down the road at Fort Thomas. This wasn’t just a single building that was left for naught; this was an entire town that seemed to have been abandoned en masse. The central feature of this town was a tall concrete spire dedicated to Melvin Jones, the founder of Lions Club International, who was (apparently) born and raised in Fort Thomas. The clean, sharp, mid-’60s moderne clashed violently with the dilapitation that surrounds it on almost every front.

 

 

The third (and by far, the very best) abandonment that I stumbled up was an old motor court, grocery store, and gas station complex on the far eastern periphery of Bylas. There was a peeling and faded sign that proclaimed “Willis Auto Court” painted on the upper corner of the main building, and I quickly realized that I had come across a real prize of 1930’s Automotive Americana. I spent a lot of time at this one, walking the grounds, exploring the ruins, and shooting photos of everything I could fit into my viewfinder, both inside and outside the buildings. It was sad to see it in such a sad state of disrepair, but I was happy to finally find (and explore) the ruins of a bona-fide auto court up close and personal. Many of them are already long gone; this poor pile of sticks and adobe was well on its way to following suit.

 

 

Sunday, July 8th, 2018, 11:27 am, Globe, Arizona

 

 

Okay, so a few prefab skateparks might be kinda fun here and there (as Payson and Snowflake were this weekend)… but most of them still suck big ‘ol bags of bubblebutts. The “Scooter Memekids Skatepark of Globe” was far more representative of just how atrociously terrible these things can be. The ramps all meet the ground with an abrupt kink, which sucks, and the horrid layout of the place makes everything even worse. Yes, I skated it just to say I skated it. That’s the only “good” thing I can say about it, though. Everything else? All bad, baby. All bad…

 

 

Sunday, July 8th, 2018, 12:24 pm, Superior, Arizona

My last stop of the weekend was at “The World’s Smallest Museum” in Superior. I’ve been there before, but it’s still well worth the quick stop. Especially considering that it’s right off the main drag, and right next door to a Circle K that serves tall, cold Cokes with heapfuls of crushed ice (my personal weakness, right there). Considering that the temperatures were already hovering in the mid-100’s, that was a stop well worth making, all by itself; the museum was just a bonus in the equation.

 

 

This museum features a whole lotta nothin’ in particular, just a bunch of slightly humorous randomness such as old political pins, buttons, and posters; ancient kitchenware; obsolete personal computers; dusty rotary phones; and offbeat food packaging from grocery shopping’s long-forgotten past. It’s just regular ‘ol, normal stuff, really. Or, maybe more accurately, “normal stuff to old people like me”. Maybe that’s what makes it so fun. I’ve gotta admit, it’s kinda cool to see stuff that I’ve personally used (or owned) in a museum somewhere. Even if it is The World’s Smallest (and quite possibly, Most Obscure) Museum.

It’s time to call it a weekend and toss in the towel. It’s been a long, hard, hot, and lonely day already. I’m headin’ home, babe. See ya in a couple hours. -B.

 

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Expeditions: Las ChicAZ do Baja by Natalie Krishna Das

The air was salty and I could taste it through the open windows of the Vee Dub bus as we bounced over small dunes into the Pearl of the Pacific. The wheels were almost entirely enrobed in the sea, and we were still cruising.

 

 

“Hahahaha, pour me another beer from the keg!” one of the Las CHicAZ members hollered over the sound of T-Rex blaring in the van. We managed to drive as a crew to Baja, Mexico, and immersed ourselves into the skate and surf culture of K-38, known for its famous surf breaks and mini ramp. Our host, owner of K-38 surf and skate hostel, took us for a cruise in his van with a full keg in the back. It was epic.

 

 

Once we arrived in style to our pad, with hammocks to lounge in while we sipped on tequila and beers, we built up some drunken courage to skate the mini ramp with some randoms. Jean (Rusen) got a frontside grind while sippin’ on her beer. It was a classic scene from many of our Las ChicAZ adventures. It was like a bachelorette party that everybody wanted to be a part of, even though nobody was getting married. It was the trip that set the tone for many more road trips to come.

 

 

Las ChicAZ started about 6 years ago as an all girl skate crew. Since then it has evolved into a crew with girls and guys and we all get together for epic adventures to skate destinations all over the map. We also skate demos and basically just have a good time. Follow our journey on instagram @LasChicAZ

 

 

Our current crew list is:

Natalie Krishna Das (founder)
Jean Rusen
Laura Logue
Carlye Luft
Nicole Pothen
Courtney Ramos
Hailey Villa
Janthavy Norton
Michelle O’Leary
Mels Bells

Guys:

Rad Picknard
Skylar Kimpland
Tim Vasquez
Morgan Ellig
Chris Kelly
Shawn Shine
Jess Carclucci
Ryan Maddox

 

Find Las ChicAZ do BAJA on Instagram at #LasChicAZdoBaja

 

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